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loushirolls:

things i love

  • hot dads
  • hot 35 year olds
  • powerful men
  • rich men
  • hot dads
friend: "you hung out with him? so what happened? "
friend: "BITCH "
me: "BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "
friend: "BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
me: "BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

I just got to Demi’s and she’s not answering her phone so that obviously means her and cameron are having sex and I have to pee really bad
it’s windy and her sprinklers are on and water is hitting my face and I’m mad and sad help me